Sam My Beloved <3

Someone who can make my day better by saying good morning or Hi. The best person to exist in the whole world <3

I love you my beloved sam :D

Sam my beloved <3 your the best person ever :

by Seelie :] March 12, 2022

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 04, 2024

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 16, 2020

my love for you

bigger than infinity squared, bigger than infinity to the power of infinity, bigger than anything ever

my love for you

by y0u4m0m December 23, 2023

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri

The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime

by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025