Dirty Melie

When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.

Last night my friend commited a Dirty Melie.

by PanVan November 24, 2022

Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Dirty duck

When we Paul is on his TOM and fears the world because he’s a fruit

I was completely dirty ducked yesterday ffs

by Negative Neil November 26, 2022

dirty stacia

The act of chugging an entire energy drink moments before going into labor.

Guy 1:yo dude my wife did a Dirty stacia yesterday
Guy 2: woah, thats some wild shit man

by the kid tickler November 28, 2022

dirty chore

To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.

"Doing your Dirty Chore?"

by LST13 November 30, 2022

Dirty Neisha

When a girl spends all day in her yoga pants because her arse is absolutely banging. She does loads of exercise and works up a right sweat then she whips her pants off and flicks them in your face so you get a good whiff before she lays her ham sandwich on you.

"My gf gave me a Dirty Neisha last night. I've washed my face 5 times and I can still smell it in my beard."

by Ekim Horgl September 14, 2022

Dirty flavia

A dirty flavia is when your girl is getting railed by the dog then you come pegg the dog from their behind creating almost a beastiality train. When you come you must start howling to assert dominance.

My girlfriend was dogsitting my brothers dog, things got ot of hand and he had a dirty flavia

by Billybob291 September 14, 2022