International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.

Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.

by ModernCreek March 6, 2024

Before You Start Your Day

A twenty øne piløts song. Also the most fucking underrated song ever

Person 1: My favorite tøp song is Stressed Out
Person 2: Mine is Car Radio
Person 1: How bout you Person 3?
Person 3: Before You Start Your Day
Person 1 & 2: Ew that song sucks
Person 3: what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

by real_mrbreast June 9, 2025

Get freaky day

Rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub your dick back

Get freaky day :You have to rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub on your dick back

by May 10 May 9, 2022

Give your best friend a hug day

The day you give your best friend/friends a hug.

“Soooo…. Whyd you hug me?” “My bad bro it’s October 28th/give your best friend a hug day”

by Yourdadsadilf October 27, 2021

National Ride your boyfriend day

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.

I'm going to ride you today on national ride your boyfriend day.
Cowgirl style???

by Risawood April 11, 2023

Give a girl a hoodie day pt2

The make up of not doing give a girl a hoodie day the first time this day is November 6th

Yea I hope this works Give a girl a hoodie day pt2

by Not Monto November 5, 2019

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019