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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
by julian rampual March 1, 2024
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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Pud Wood

A fat obese 26yr old virgin
That guy gets no bitches!, he must be a Pud wood
by VALVBALVLA August 17, 2022
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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019
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jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.
I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.
by hotjude February 14, 2022
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