Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019

Gucci-two-shoes

If something is good or you want to say you're welcome to someone.

Person one: thank you

Person two: that's all gucci-two-shoes

by SHC627 November 03, 2022

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 11, 2020

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 07, 2018

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019