moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

moon grab

The act of grabbing a fat woman's arse while she waves it over your face.

Peter: Hey, i had a sick moon grab last night with my girl!

Steven: WOW, wish I was there

by Electric_Potato February 12, 2014

Kiki/Saph/Moon

A friend everybody needs. She is kind, smart, funny, thoughtful and pretty. She can always make you smile. She is a big fan of webtoon comics such as : Hey I'm Into You, Heartstopper, Their Coffee Shop, Encore etc.

Person 1: Hey do you know who Kiki/Saph/Moon is?
Person 2: Yeah they are my best friend !!

by ImHoney September 26, 2022

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Moon <3

moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3

Sid:hiii Moon <33

Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES

(joke is much better than that she is)

by Sid :( November 22, 2021

moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.

I'm going Moon Gooning tonight

by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024