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Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
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Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
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a-bo-bus

koo is poo says abobus. abobus is a-bo-bus
by MatMannDiscord October 29, 2022
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school bus

a prison on wheels but never enough seating room
Guy 1: hey look its the prison bus that speeds down the street every monday and friday

Guy 2: what? prison bus, whats that?

Guy 1: that yellow hell lookin car, a school bus obviously.
by Kawaii~Dot October 31, 2022
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alien bus

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
by Deffochap November 11, 2022
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double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.
our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.
by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022
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reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
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