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January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021
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January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!
Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023
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January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.
Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊
by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022
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January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT
January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise
by Greystorb January 13, 2022
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January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born
Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!
by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%
dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
by whamstan December 31, 2018
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