January 31 is national ask your crush out day!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.
by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT
by Greystorb January 13, 2022

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born
by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%
dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
by whamstan December 31, 2018
