am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 19, 2015

Dead Fish Mouth

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 20, 2013

Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 20, 2020

Dead Server XD

People saying that in a truly dead discord server

Random Discord User: Dead Server XD
Me: So True

by Ezra is fat April 12, 2022

dead pack

When the weeds dead

Me:I'm smoking on some banging ammy, what you smoking on g

Friend: im just smoking on something I got out of town it's homie

Me: we can't be dealing with that dead pack weed should of come to your boy

by Mrdeee April 10, 2017

Dead Duracell

When you are having intercourse with a deaf girl and her hearing aid keeps ringing untill the batteries are competely drained.

I totaly gave the girl from the school for the deaf the dead duracell last night.

by The Kaminsk July 21, 2009