Sam

When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.

I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!

by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023

sam

Sam is the hero next door.

"-WOW! Did you know Sam is the hero next door?"
"-Yes, Sam is the hero next door."

by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022

sam

gay

sam is gay

by sommby April 18, 2019

Sam

A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.

"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."

by Sister_Mercury February 4, 2020

Sam

A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.

That Sam won't remember
G-d damn, that sam

by itstruebro May 9, 2019

sam seamore 007

A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.

"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"

by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019

Sam Bashing

The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance

Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.

Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.

Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute

Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger

by Triplesteve October 10, 2016