by Justin the fart nugget king October 20, 2019
Get the Fart nuggetmug. The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
Get the Trucker Nuggetsmug. by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020
Get the the Bulgarian spunk nuggetmug. by Gunman73 June 15, 2024
Get the Nugget Thingmug. A person who likes to complain about little stuff, essentially turning an easily solvable issue into a big problem. Blowing things way out of proportion.
Karen orders a sandwich and requests two slices of tomato. Her sandwich only has one slice when she recieved her order. Karen demands to speak to the manager.
K: My order is wrong.
M: Understood ma'am, but what seems to be the issue and can I see the reciept?
K: I asked for two slices of tomato. I only got one. Either I get a new sandwich or I want my refund.
M: Ma'am we can add the other tomato to your order free of charge.
K: I wanted my order correct the first time, no I want a new sandwich and my refund.
M: Sorry ma'am but that hardly warrants a refund.
K: I'm emailing corporate and I'm writing you a horrible review for negligence. *K storms out*
M: What a Bitch Nugget.
K: My order is wrong.
M: Understood ma'am, but what seems to be the issue and can I see the reciept?
K: I asked for two slices of tomato. I only got one. Either I get a new sandwich or I want my refund.
M: Ma'am we can add the other tomato to your order free of charge.
K: I wanted my order correct the first time, no I want a new sandwich and my refund.
M: Sorry ma'am but that hardly warrants a refund.
K: I'm emailing corporate and I'm writing you a horrible review for negligence. *K storms out*
M: What a Bitch Nugget.
by Dragonspirit32 September 23, 2024
Get the Bitch Nuggetmug. Small pieces of shit that look like little cats poos, usually have fell down the leg of someone doing a bad job of holding in a shit.
Nicky "Hey Andy have those nuggets fell out the bottom of your trousers, or is it a cat poo?"
Andy "That's just the cats poo"
Nicky "OK... but, we don't have a cat....."
Andy "That's just the cats poo"
Nicky "OK... but, we don't have a cat....."
by The Evil Dorito January 16, 2016
Get the Nuggetmug. by TVhead July 18, 2018
Get the shit nuggetmug.