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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
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Lol

The only people who say this are drier than the Sahara desert, you can’t use this as an answer to everything
Person 1: Hi! How are you?
Person 2: lol
Person 1: oh.
by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022
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No lol.

The answer when someone asks you if you are their friend. It can also be used for other stupid questions.
Ryann: Aspen, are you my best friend?
Aspen: no lol.
by You have a teeny weeny May 3, 2022
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Lol

Fake laughing so the person can leave you alone.
Them: Your soo sick

Me: Lol
by Yo4321 March 6, 2022
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lol

A word that a girl may use to try and annoy a boy, making them sound like a year 2.

When doing this they tend to loose all respect from everyone and look like a massive twat.
Girl: “Lol that was funny
by MustardTheJew November 17, 2020
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lol

The word you to the joke that is not even funny.
Guy1:*sends unfunny meme*
Guys2:*types lol*
by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 14, 2018
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