Lesbian

Not straight dumb ass

I’m a lesbian

by Just ice for all March 24, 2022

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Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.

Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.

Yours sincerely,

Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.

by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025

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Lesbian

Similar to Toddlers and turtles, as they also choke on plastic.

WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM LESBIAN(S), TODDLER(S), AND TURTLE(S).

by KingOfToasters1768 June 14, 2021

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Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

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