j. fed

as one associated with hephalumps, or woozles

Yo! Heph that lump of j. fed before the wooz-dawg gets him!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

J-Teez

The Act Of Jizzing All Over Some Titties

I Was Getting Some Head When I Decide To Pull Out And J-Teez The Bitch

by J-Teezer August 1, 2009

J-Shap

One who shines in an employment interview. One who defies all trends, core competencies, and rises to immortal status within a 1 hour period. One who "dabbles" in "projects" musically. One who excels in the area of ladies perfume sales. One who is apparently part of the team before they are part of the team.

"Hey.....you go in there and you J-Shap the HELL out of the MF'ers and you OWN that job.......when you are ready.....when you are ready"

by Rocky Balboa of the Links February 24, 2010

J-Lude

A Jennifer Lawrence nudie photo or video. Play on words of quaaludes. After all, they're both addictive, desirable and in very limited supply.

Joe: Hey man, how was your matinée date?
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.

by Joe_Pepsi December 17, 2014

J-Hope

the sun.
his smile is so brings and his personality i so loveable. and he is such an amazing human being that deserves to be loved by everyone

friend: who is that?
me: oh that’s J-Hope from BTS. He’s such a wholesome being

by jayanus April 24, 2020

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hour

by r3in March 16, 2008

J-torture

{Usually associated with Sadism & Masochism}

The desire to be sexually tormented by someone of Japanese origin...

...or if someone of Japanese origin desires to sexually torture another individual...

...or the reverse of both...

...which probably makes you a bad person...

...either way, you're a bad person :')

"Hey, who's up for some J-torture? >:D"

*everyone backs away slowly*

by J-whore September 11, 2011