Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.

Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table

by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023

Held your mud

A term used in prison that means you were not raped or coerced into anal sex while doing time.

You did hard time and still held your mud.

by Hellinthehills August 2, 2011

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Mudding

What gen-z calls anal

Have you ever been mudding?
Oh hell yes. Wait is that what gen-z calls anal?

by PewWew April 23, 2021

You Good Mud?

You good bro?

You alright dude?

They shot my camera man…. You good mud?

by CobyD July 13, 2025

East Carolina Mud Slider

This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.

Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.

by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016