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holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
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The Holy Sacrafice

When you eat out a Christian girl on her period (aka) her body is the bread and her blood is the wine.
I showed my devotion to my girlfriend by making The Holy Sacrafice.
by Savedbythebell October 28, 2017
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Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.
HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!
by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011
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Holy Yabbo's

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.
Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!
by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003
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THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY
by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022
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If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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Holy Amazing

Jenn- Woahh! Did you just see that flip?!

Matt- I know! Like, holy amazing!!
by Amazingnessss October 14, 2009
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