Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.

Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.

by Moggum December 30, 2009

Oh God

The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.

Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?

by aint_david May 5, 2021

tower of god

Like the best anime ever its so god watch it pls

you dont unless you say how good tower of god is

by batboyten November 2, 2020

Fucking God

It's Me. I'm a fucking God-_-

A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.

by justasadguy July 10, 2021

God dog

A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.

God dog I didn't think he would do it!

by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011

No cap on God

To not cap while also putting it on God

Aye bro she a hoe

Bruh no cap??

Yeah bro no cap on god

by Only1Kenny April 11, 2020

god's anus

God's anus is the anus from which all the shit in the world has come from, including humanity.

He likes to touch it every day.

This is the work of God's anus!

by God Allfucking Mighty November 2, 2015