When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Cotchingmug. A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.
Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
by FacebookWhore14 December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook actionmug. An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.
by G6rider October 30, 2021
Get the Facebook Universitymug. When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.
"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"
by JBeansz March 3, 2012
Get the Facebook Happymug. When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).
"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
Get the facebook taggedmug. a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
Get the facebook parasitemug. Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
Get the Facebook Snipermug.