Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

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Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023

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A Cian the door

When you engage in anal sex and while your partner farts you put your tongue inside there rectum and twice your tongue like a key opening a door

Dude Rick just gave we the best A Cian the Door ive ever had

by csfce July 24, 2015

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pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018

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the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 13, 2022

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