Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

Pushing corn

Getting your girlfriend to load up on cream corn and then when she tries to shit, you fuck it back up her ass.

I took my girl to eat Mexican food. The next morning, I rolled her over , dropped her panties and Started pushing corn

by Yourmomsson October 15, 2016

Candi corn

A herpes-esque sore that sometimes falls off when applied with too much friction.

Ew girl, what's on your vagina a Candi corn

by Dumezich January 9, 2017

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

corn

it is a holy vegetable. it is the ultimate food and plant. It can also be a great religion.

Religious person: I believe in our lord and savior, Corn.

by Corn is holy May 19, 2021