Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)

That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone

by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022

radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.

See those guys over there? That's radar the band!

by The willow wisp April 2, 2023

Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children

Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old

Your such a band kid, no a Gen Z Band Kid

by Kennonical October 2, 2023

Band Duded

When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*

*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.

“What happened with you and Tyler things seemed so good!”
“He band duded me”

by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019

volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.

“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”

by Daddison January 3, 2018