noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.

steven: noah smeriglio

by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025

Noah

a fucking fatass who has short balding black hair and the tiniest dick to exist.

1. “DUDE LOOK ITS NOAH“
2. “BRO HES SO FAT“

by AFUCKINGTACO June 22, 2025

I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.

Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Noah

Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.

Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025

And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?

Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025