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Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed
by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021
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Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.
"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"
by Crhubarb February 21, 2020
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Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen
Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.
by Kuukie November 21, 2023
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Weed

a kind of plant that if you smoke you will be higher than the sky modafaka
but once a wise man said

Smoke Weed Everyday

Snapp Dawg
Jason: Dude wanna smoke some weed to be the lead?
Tom: Nah I'm fine, in the other hand I'd like 12 tons, thank you
mugGet the Weedmug.

Burning weed

‘Burning weed’ means someone is smoking marijuana far beyond the point of getting high and have hit the point where they are no longer feeling added effect from continuing to smoke.
That guy sure smokes a lot of weed.”
“Yeah. He’s been stoned for the last half hour but keeps smoking. He is basically just burning weed at this point.”
by Freddy Spudnik January 31, 2022
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Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good
Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa
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weed eat

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.
by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017
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