What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: A Central Processing Unit Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 11, 2022
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Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 08, 2023
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Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."
by RazerBlade07 March 27, 2012
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Unitive

The name of a drug taken by the main characters of my dream last night.
The two friends took unitive and had an awesome time, until the accident happened and changed their lives forever.
by Jobroski February 17, 2017
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defall unit

1.to act as a pick me up

2. to make someones day when they have been having a bad day

3.someone you call that lives to far away to meet but is a close friend
Kim: I'm having such a bad day
Megan: you should call your defall unit
Kim: good idea!
by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010
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Cheney Units

Newly built luxury apartments in the city of Frisco, TX that will eventually become mid-level apartments and then low-end apartments to the dismay of the city residence. The mayor Jeff Cheney touts these as a good thing, while the residents know better and are upset at the anti-single family movement by the mayor. The man who trumpets these as good things should get all the credit and have his name attached to them for the long term. Thus "Cheney Units" in good times and bad.
Frisco, TX mayor celebrates more Cheney units being approved by City Council, as residence know they will do more harm than good long term to the city. We all see this coming but he wants the short-term benefits of them and ignores the long-term negative effects.
by FriscoSicilian June 20, 2021
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