by Alfie85 January 01, 2023
by Shshshakeit October 02, 2017
by Protensky September 03, 2018
An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
by Galevekon November 18, 2013
This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 07, 2024
by pudgie1o1 November 15, 2017