dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

by khaoschef December 6, 2014

Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017

Playing Roger and Donkey

To have sex, especially (But not Exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner.

Joey and Goleson were playing Roger and Donkey again. The whole neighborhood heard them.

by Ladondorf June 17, 2017

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping

Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete

by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021

Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.

“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”

by morgansss October 11, 2021

Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021