Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 4, 2020

Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”

by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022

Super Bowl Sandwich

The accomplishment of an NFL team of winning consecutive Super Bowls without recording a loss in between, thereby having a win streak stretching at least from one season's playoff run until the next Superbowl.

The Green Bay Packers are hungry for a Super Bowl Sandwich.

I wonder if a team will ever go 19 and 0, I don't think a sandwich is possible.

by Philly Phaithful December 6, 2011

lazy man sandwich

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.

When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

The Protein Foot Sandwich

The act of grabbing a girls foot when having sex, wrapping it in lettuce, and eating the lettuce and sucking on the sole and toes of the foot.

Friend 1: Yo what did you eat last night?
Friend 2: I had some Ass and The Protein Foot Sandwich
Friend 1: Fuck off

by Naijeru May 11, 2018

Super Shaggy Sandwich

A double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich created by Shaggy Rogers in the Scooby Doo Where Are You episode, "Hassle in the Castle".

The ingredients:
-Loaf bread

-Ham
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Cheese
-Lettuce
-Sardine
-Marshmallows
-Fudge
-Decorated with an olive

A possible reference that Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads.

Guy A: What'd you eat back there?
Guy B: A Super Shaggy Sandwich - a double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich.
Guy A: Damn, you got some serious munchies!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

dicking a dick-sandwich

The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."

M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"

by Endrain April 26, 2016