cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Crème Pudding Crème Château

dessert made of a mixture of cake and pudding, mostly caramel.
Originated from Chambly, Québec

i'll order half a pound of cream pudding cream castle.
Do you mean, Crème Pudding Crème Château?

by Canadian_Woodpiker December 3, 2021

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Rice Pudding

A dessert made from rice, milk, sugar and raisins.

Fuck Abbie! Put some raisins in the rice pudding!…

by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022