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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
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Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.
Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head
by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022
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Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.
She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.
by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021
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Jamming Boots

DMV slang used by JG wardy which means “High off pills
Jg wardy: She say im jamming boots
by Saan! December 9, 2023
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slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes
The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.
by peggi May 22, 2011
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Sizzle Jam

the greatest man youll ever meet - a highly appaised compliment
yk brother, your a real sizzle jam
by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023
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JAM BOOT

VERY DIRTY, DARK, THICK, BURNED BUSHES OR GRASS ROOTS (JUST LIKE BEING STEPPED BY DIRTY BOOTS)
WHY DID DODO BIRDS LIKE TO CHEW THOSE JAM BOOT TO REGENERATE?
by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022
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