P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.
by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.
She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.
by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021

by Saan! December 9, 2023

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.
by peggi May 22, 2011

by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022
