Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010
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Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018
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Velcro nuts

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.
"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"
by synti December 10, 2014
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Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.
Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.
by chicken fried rice jr. December 07, 2020
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Cassius nuts

When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…
Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk

Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 10, 2022
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