Luke

A strong black man with a huge dick, his facemask reveals a face carved by the gods himself

is that a branch or is luke's cock?

by big balls daddy May 6, 2022

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Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

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luke-xiled

a collquiol term to describe when one male has cybersex with one male thought to be female, the first male is then rejected from the group he is in, rejected by his girlfriend, and forced to hang out with the monobrows.

Person 1: OMG did you here Jerry got luke-xiled from his group

Person 2 : LOL what a douche

by Jerichoholic93 February 24, 2009

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Luke

A very handsome and nice guy that loves to be naughty and have fun. He also probably likes sports like football or baseball. A guy named Luke is always trust worthy and is capable of keeping all secrets.

Hi Luke I think I can trust you with a secret so, I accidentally poisoned my grandma.

by Skywalker1776 November 22, 2021

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