Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

In My Jam

The Process of being so focused or in the zone that you don’t notice anything happening around you.

I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her

I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz

I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight

by Northfac3 November 30, 2020

day jamming

Wearing pajamas in public in the day.

I saw Mrs. Schneibly at the grocery store, she was day jamming

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

Jam

A word to refer to a lucky event or situation.
The embodiment of luck in its physicial form.

*scores a goal in the 94th minute*
Oh my, that was jam

by Chegers April 10, 2017

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Fury Jams

A derogatory term for menstruation.

Dude: ayyy, babe! It's our 2 month anniversary, so are we going to bang?

Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...

Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?

by Dekrepit90 April 9, 2015

The Jam at Denny’s

When someone thinks they’re the shit but they really aren’t

“You think you’re all that but you’re just the jam at Denny’s”

by Yoli March 7, 2021