Jackson

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time

Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson

by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

JAckson goldstone

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

Jackson

A creepy little loser who will touch you

Stranger: “Hi Jackson”
Jackson: “I’m gonna touch you”

by Homosexualindividual December 13, 2024

dirty jackson worden

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her

dude i totally dirty jackson wordened my girl last week at the county pool

by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal

Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.

by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

Jackson

jackson is a slow ass bitch and will never touch boobs jackson cannot fight for shit and he bout ugly asfk

“jackson your ugly asfk”

“jackson your never touching boobs dude”

by Shelly 🥂 January 11, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025