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Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.
"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"
by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
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toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
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Jim Jam

by short e July 9, 2022
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Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.
“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*
by caznamorac June 25, 2022
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Pearl Jam

The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.
by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023
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jam

jam is so cool i love jam they r so cool
but jam is also a spread thingy
but don’t eat it because jam is cool
but also tasty
jam is soooo cool
yeahhhhhh and jam is a furry
raven ; damn that person is so cool
bartholomew ; yea that’s jam they r so cool
by babybartbartholomew November 22, 2021
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Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
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