gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
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Get the Moon Gooning mug.Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.
by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023
Get the Moon gooning mug.A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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by ezfe December 28, 2023
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