Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
by cleversenorita May 30, 2011
When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 01, 2010
"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."
by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010
A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.
Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
by FacebookWhore14 December 12, 2010
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When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).
"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.
Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.
by monstersincx3 October 20, 2010