facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014

Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010

facebook-conservative

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.

She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!

by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010

facebook sleepover

staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.

by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010

Facebook Validation

When a person finds it necessary to post a problem they are having on the internet for the world to see so maybe, just MAYBE, they can find someone that agrees with them and that will show sympathy for their plight.

Facebook Validation---Post by John Doe: Fair or not fair? Tell me how you would feel if your girlfriend/fiance/significant other went out all night and did not call to let you know where she was. Can someone please help me out with this?

by ThatGirl01 June 11, 2013