facebook tagged

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).

"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."

by DC Devo April 22, 2009

facebook-conservative

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.

She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!

by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010

Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014

Facebook Forgotten

When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.

Better call little Johnny's parents looks like he was facebook forgotten again.

by DowntownMikey October 17, 2010