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Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
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Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
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Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.
Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.
by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010
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facebook drought

a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.
Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.
by monstersincx3 October 21, 2010
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facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010
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facebook skeleton

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,
He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.
by Dot Woods November 7, 2010
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Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
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