The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

First cousin

The first cousin u met after birth

My first cousin in jail rn for a homi

by Yungdel June 15, 2023

FIRST BOOT

First boot means a person who's been elimanated from a game first

"Yo bro did you hear how Nana is first boot?" "Yeah bro they are such a flop"

by Woahhhh4fingers November 26, 2024

First

If you comment this on every new youtube video i know you’re a child

FIRST LIKE
FIRST
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
HAHA IMAGINE BEING LAST COULDNT BE ME

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022