Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010

facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.

She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!

by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010

facebook-conservative

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Facebook Happy

When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.

"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"

by JBeansz March 3, 2012

Facebook Faggot

When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.

FB Faggot: "I hate life."

-1 Hour later-

FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"

-2 hours later-

FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."

A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots

-Listens to a song-

"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."

FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"

Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."

FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."

Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."

by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013