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Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.
yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries
by the Mob Man February 11, 2025
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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.
Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.
by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024
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Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022
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Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious
Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!
by hidden truths July 26, 2017
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The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
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dutch oarman

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.
He is doing the Dutch oarman
by Haus7 January 4, 2015
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