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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
mugGet the Door-to-Door Calendar Salesmanmug.

Watching the Door

Always looking for the next best person, once you have someone already.
She already has a great guy, but she always be watching the door to see who comes in next.
by Wilky51789 November 4, 2014
mugGet the Watching the Doormug.

Door plug

A disabled door that fell 16,000 feet
by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
mugGet the Door plugmug.

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole
Hey that girls has a wooly door
by j hookington June 1, 2014
mugGet the wooly doormug.

twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
mugGet the twink next doormug.

Front Door

Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.

First created about a guy named Ebby
Damn bro he just front doored you.”
by Front door June 23, 2024
mugGet the Front Doormug.

door

a random surprise. even for people who know what's behind the door
by th3 doorman February 15, 2022
mugGet the doormug.

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