*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
by hug your crush June 5, 2022
Get the National hug your crush day mug.one of those words teenagers these days use to describe a hopeless love interest. truly useless dare i say; lets just sit back, relax, and let romance die in a hole where it belongs.
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dignified boomer: “ohhh give up child, your brother doesn’t love you, and he never will!”
dignified boomer: “ohhh give up child, your brother doesn’t love you, and he never will!”
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Get the Get Crushed mug.When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushing mug.When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
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Get the Crush-dance paradox mug.An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
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