crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

crush cash

Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.

'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."

by colt ace July 4, 2018

Crush Slut

A person who has
1) multiple crushes all at the same time
2) a new crush constantly

1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."

2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."

by SJH67 July 9, 2018

friend crush

When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.

Another word for " friend-zoned "

person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...

person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.

person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.

by versatiledits January 19, 2019

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Crushes

crushies easy it is when someone is falling for somebody real hard but they're not to the point where they're in love or they like they have gotten the crushies the symptoms of a crushies are butterflies in the stomach you look at their boners you make yourself always around you text them all the time

I'm in G Stephanie you got the crushes on Michael

by 🍬 30 September 12, 2018