Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

cheese chilk

the perfect combination between cheese and milk.

wow i cant wait to have some cheese chilk

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

The Big Cheese

Executive Supervisor of the Eurovision Song Contest Martin Österdahl. First used by Julia Sanina at Semi-Final 1 of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023.

He's the Big Cheese, the top dog, it's Mr. Eurovision himself, Martin Österdahl!

by Rigel ESC May 11, 2023

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

zach and cheese

When your friend Zach is has passed out so you cover their body in cheese.

friend 1: what did you do yesterday?
Friend 2: I made some Zach and cheese
Friend 3: That's why he smells like mozzarella.

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid

Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020