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The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.
Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.
Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.
Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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The Smokie Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to consumer elctronics.
Person 1: Are you addicted to consumer electronics?
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: So, I will call you "The Smokie Camel Burp".
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.
Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"
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