Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

cheese chilk

the perfect combination between cheese and milk.

wow i cant wait to have some cheese chilk

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

The Big Cheese

Executive Supervisor of the Eurovision Song Contest Martin Österdahl. First used by Julia Sanina at Semi-Final 1 of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023.

He's the Big Cheese, the top dog, it's Mr. Eurovision himself, Martin Österdahl!

by Rigel ESC May 11, 2023

The Cheese Queen

The inventor of the cheese sandwich. The woman, Emily Miller, created this delicacy in 2001 in quaint Jackson, New Jersey. One can see her eating a wawa cheese trio, or munching on a grilled cheese. But, she is the cheese queen for the cheese kingdom with the cheese sandwich.

Random person: “what is the cheese queens wawa order?”
Random Person 2: “oh the cheese queens three? that is one everything bagel, dropped in cheese dripping sauce or mac & cheese, and a quesadilla, also dipped in cheese sauce.”

BOW DOWN TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OR ELSE!

by wheresphillip November 28, 2021

Japanese Cheese

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.

My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.

by Wanjarthen November 28, 2021

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Ass Cheese

You call someone an "Ass Cheese" when they do something really dumb that pisses off everyone. This word was invented during Lunch recess at Zion Heights Middle School when SOMEONE kicked the class 8-1's only volleyball over a fence.

George(fake name) : *Kicks volleyball over the fence during lunch recess*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*

by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 17, 2021