(the band)

Don’t talk about (the band).

“hey dude, how was your weekend? (the band)”

“NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”

by 373tsunami October 21, 2020

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 30, 2024

Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.

Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!

by Powderski September 24, 2014

figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"

That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.

by talent xcout January 20, 2011

Banded

Shiny band on your finger to show that you are Married.

Single friend: "Can i come over to the picnic"
Married friend: "No bro, only banded people allowed.

by Spufler187 June 10, 2023

ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 01, 2023

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020