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beat the baby

It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)
by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018
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Robot Babies

It is a well know fact supported by extremely qualified scientists that any child overexposed to Digital Networking (Social Networking) will be afflicted by Robot Baby Syndrome. Robot Baby Syndrome (aka RBS) is the result of replacing physically social activities with digital communication. Common side effects of RBS are fire breathing, destruction and sitting alone in dark closets.

RBS was first discovered during World War 2 by researchers working on a cure
for epilepsy. Researchers first noticed the symptoms of RBS in test patients
but wrote it off as inconsequential thereby starting one of the greatest
cover up conspiracies in the science community today. Renegade activists
such as Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Carrot Top have been working tirelessly
to bring the condition to light by spreading awareness of the dangers of
prolonged exposure to the Internet. This is part of a larger private –
public effort driven by corporations such as AT&T, Time Warner and Pacific
Bell to push legislation against net-neutrality. They’re actually doing the
public a service by limiting their exposure to the Internet.
Robot Babies: Timmy was on Facebook for 10 hours straight and had forget that his mother schedule a play date for him with his friend Mark. When Mark arrived, Timmy became agitated and destroyed Marks face using fire and then proceeded to hide in the closet.
by Concerned in San Fran May 5, 2010
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Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.
1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby
by Siren09876 September 7, 2021
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Baby Jezza

A guy that has a baby dick.

Also Rapper from Ostrava, Czech republic.
Her : You wanna fuck ?
Him : Sorry im the Baby Jezza.
by Johny241 July 16, 2023
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Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.
by FANTANMAN January 13, 2020
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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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Disney baby

a baby who was conceived in a disney park, presumably in Disney's famous ride, "It's A Small World"
Madelyn: My mom just told me i'm a Disney baby.. i'm scarred for life
by andydwyer June 2, 2017
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