by Finalfantasy67 February 26, 2024
Get the foam bucketmug. Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022
Get the Joe Bucketmug. A small pickup truck from the year 1980-1995 preferably a Japan Nissan Truck (whatever the Vin says). Commonly mistaken as a weedeater when started up, or if even started. It has rust from inside out,rust on steering wheel to rust on the tires. Owned by mainly a younger audience of 10-12 years of age having big dreams for the truck but no income. Inside of truck usually smells of dip but not just any kind of dip,no,its freaking Copenhagen,yes that's right, and old mold and 35 year old gasoline. They do not exist anymore in the 21st century because chip foose cannot even make this rust bucket look decent
Rob-Damn man I thought you was getting a truck?
Josh-This is a truck iven been wanting this.
Rob-No this is a rust bucket 21 you might as well put it in the burn pile
Josh-*puts dip in
Josh-This is a truck iven been wanting this.
Rob-No this is a rust bucket 21 you might as well put it in the burn pile
Josh-*puts dip in
by Rust Bucket July 22, 2015
Get the Rust Bucket 21mug. A bucket that requires you and 1 person of the opposite gender. This bucket is to be filled with every single kind of human waste/ excrement. Including but not limited to: hair, danrdruff, dead skin, pimple puss, eye boogers, ear boogers, nose boogers, saliva, mucus, snot, tears, tonsile stones, plaue, vomit, sweat, pube hairs, belly button lint, finger nails, feces, urine, blood, discharge, squirt, period blood, semen, pre-cum, and toenails.
by White-guy October 15, 2025
Get the Organic bucketmug. by goofyandsilly March 29, 2022
Get the puke bucketmug. by Iarah December 27, 2022
Get the Bucketmug. A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature
"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."
by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023
Get the Red Bucket Listmug.